some lame jokes to brighten up your day ^^ hahahha XD
One morning, a woman and her baby were taking the bus. As she entered the bus, the driver says, "Wow, that is one ugly baby."
The woman, deeply hurt, found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks, "What's wrong? You look mad." She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."
"You shouldn't take that from him." the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I were you I would take down his badge number and report him." "You're right sir, I think I will report him," said the woman.
The elderly man says, "Okay, you go on up there and get his badge number and I'll hold your monkey for you."
XDDDDDD
ok another one >.<
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay dying. The doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope."
"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile; avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?" The doctor smiled at his childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
^^ hahahaha whoops.. good that we don't have many males in our class XDD
some lame jokes to brighten up your day ^^ hahahha XD
One morning, a woman and her baby were taking the bus. As she entered the bus, the driver says, "Wow, that is one ugly baby."
The woman, deeply hurt, found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks, "What's wrong? You look mad." She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."
"You shouldn't take that from him." the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I were you I would take down his badge number and report him." "You're right sir, I think I will report him," said the woman.
The elderly man says, "Okay, you go on up there and get his badge number and I'll hold your monkey for you."
XDDDDDD
ok another one >.<
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay dying. The doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope."
"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile; avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?" The doctor smiled at his childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
^^ hahahaha whoops.. good that we don't have many males in our class XDD
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