HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordingto lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husbandalong the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note-must domore sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 addedvitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced withnatural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8. Wash your face with Crushed Apricot Facial Scrub for 10 minutes untilred.
9. Wash rest of entire body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair, you must make sure that it has all rinsed out.
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose thewater pressure.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots withTilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small country.Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, then tweeze strayhairs.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areasand then sashay to the bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordingto lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husbandalong the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note-must domore sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 addedvitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced withnatural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8. Wash your face with Crushed Apricot Facial Scrub for 10 minutes untilred.
9. Wash rest of entire body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair, you must make sure that it has all rinsed out.
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose thewater pressure.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots withTilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small country.Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, then tweeze strayhairs.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areasand then sashay to the bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
27.01.06 >> CNY Celebrations [1]
31.01.06 >> CNY Gathering at Cass' house [1][2]
06.02.06 >> Chapteh Competition [1]
10.02.06 >> Day of O Level Release [1][2][3]
11.02.06 >> HC LeaP Programme: Grooming [1]
13.02.06 >> Melissa's Concert after debate [1]
14.02.06 >> Valentine's / Friendship Day [1][2]
15.02.06 >> Class Photo Session [1]
17.02.06 >> Total Defence Military Uniform Competition Prelim Judging [1]
18.02.06 >> JTS [1][2][3]
22.02.06 >> Total Defence Celebrations [1]
24.02.06 >> Red Nose Day [1]
03.03.06 >> JAE Posting Results + Miss Zhang's Last Lesson [1][2]
29.04.06 >> Ares Fac Outing [1]
06.05.06 >> Symphonic Band Concert (Capriccio XXII) [1]
16.05.06 >> 33rd Student Council Investiture [1]
17.05.06 >> Class Photo Session II [1]
19.05.06 >> Miss Tang's Farewell [1]
24.05.06 >> Miss Ong's Farewell [1]
29.05.06 >> Class Chalet [1]
06.10.06 >> Class Photo Session III [1]
12.01.07 >> Orientation Campfire [1][2][3]
16.02.07 >> STJ [1]
18.02.07 >> CNY Celebrations [1]
About 4 hour breaks [1][2]
Project
Palette [1]
Script and Video Production Sabbaticals [1]
Random Stuff [1][2][3]
